Or...if you give a homeschool mom a bug...
|Eyed Click Beetle|
First, she'll want her camera so she can take a picture of it.
Then, she'll call her kids to come see it.
When they see the bug, they'll want to know what kind it is, and if it can fly, and they'll show you its mouth and eyes.
When the bug flies away, the mom will tell the kids to get the field guide and try to find one like it. Then the kids will draw a picture of it in their nature journals.
The mom will look for information on the internet and in her books and figure out a way to make a lesson out of it...
And then she'll ask for another bug.